Ways to take revenge on a woman::

·         Sending her to a changing room without a mirror in it

·         Where did that single chin and tucked tummy go away?

·         Leave some baby roaches in her kitchen cabinets

·         Your baby aein’t  the boy of this generation

·         I see…your hubby works as a Senior Manager! (Only!)

·         The house needs interiors at the earliest

·          Time for you to drop western clothes

·         What did you do on your 33^rd birthday? -In a big gathering

·         When did you last visit the beauty parlor?  Take an appointment at the earliest!

·         This is a cost of quality analysis for tomorrows presentation (And not a cooking recipe for your kitty party!)

·         You’re in laws are the bestest of the people on this earth

·         My hubby dear gave me a platinum ring on my birthday

·         You know what the main impetus of budget 2011 was?

·         To swirl the wine, is an art.