The topsy turvy world

How would you feel if…

You went to an exam hall and the answers are given. You need to write the questions.

Cricket field.  11 Batsmen batting.  1 Bowler. No fielder. Audience – You tell me?

Slept on the sky. Looked at the earth below and pissed and poohed.

The rocket went deep into the center of earth. Landed. Found aliens who will evolve. To humans to   GODS once they reach the top of the earth.

Planes landed on the sky and you disembark on the stars.

Americans begged the PM of India – Can you increase the quota for H1 visa so that Americans can come to India to learn maths and work in IT industry?

Russsians come to India to study rocket science.

Katrina Kaif/Aamir Khan begged you to give them once chance to prove his/her worth.

All software engineers get internationally international trips to moon for business meetings.

Hollywood stars flew to India to beg you to watch their movies.

The kingfisher air hostesses sat next to you on the flight all night.(For males and lesbains only)

Men cooked , cleaned and baby sat the kids. Women watched cricket and read newspaper all day.

The sun never rises and the moon never sets.

I could sleep all day and get paid $2,00,000 a year.

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